Whitty Hutton redux

This is just odd. Really . . . Tina Brown, an admitted crackhead, has this to say about her sister-in-law:

Whitney Houston's decline continues: This week's National Enquirer runs more dirt on poor, messed-up Whitney Houston. The tabloid contends that when she's on crack, Houston "takes part in lesbian sex, chases any man who comes into her house, and locks herself for hours on end in her bathroom to use her vast collection of sex toys." The source is the same as in last week's drug den revelations, Houston's sister-in-law Tina Brown. "She locks herself in the bathroom and you hear the 'Vrooom!'" says Brown. "She smokes some crack and says, 'I gotta go.' You know what she's gonna do. It's constant. She be in there for hours, and then I have to call out, 'You all right?' She'll say, 'Yeah,' and she can't talk. Her voice is so hoarse." (National Enquirer via Paris Hilton)

How much are they paying her, and how can I get in on dishing weird things about famous people?