Just "Crackish"?

Okay, everybody is talking about Whitty and what's wrong with her:

Hopelessly addicted, paranoid and now broke, too: The Whitney Houston downward spiral of shame continues its fascinating spin with the news that she's totally broke. On the heels of Wednesday's big National Enquirer story, Fox 411 writes that Houston -- who had a string of Top 10 singles from 1985 through 2001 -- has heavy mortgages on her homes and is about to be sued by a former landlord. "There's no money," says an insider. "She's really broke." The site parses how it could be that a singer with Houston's stable of hits could suddenly find herself penniless -- not enough touring, a series of recent flops, no rights to many of her own songs -- and points out another sad aspect of the whole debacle: She could lose custody of her daughter, who's currently staying with a relative. "Even though Bobbi Kristina lives away from home, there will no doubt be a new investigation based on the Enquirer story," writes the site. "If 50 percent of the report is deemed true, Houston and Brown could easily lose their daughter for good." (Fox 411, National Enquirer)

Anyone who saw Being Bobby Brown (which Bravo actually renewed) realizes the depth of the problem there. Huggy Lowdown reported that she keeps losing her false teeth, and that's freaking everyone out; she supposedly smokes "huge rocks" with her sister-in-law. Everyone has been watching the trainwreck since she and Bobby got married . . . it's sad to hear that Bobbi Kristina could be a casualty, but you know other people's children have been taken away for considerably less.