Not her again . . .

Yes, I admitted to y'all that I am a reality addict but could we please, please, please leave the little reality hamsters in their own little reality universes?

Kristin Cavalleri from Laguna Beach is the numbah one stunnah on my list of reality peeps who need to call it a day! I am soooo tired of this chick and the USWeekly plot to insert her into the Nick & Jessica (barely stars in the "real" universe themselves) drama. Yes, she did say that Jessica was her favorite fashion icon, and I guess I can imagine that if I was a blonde-haired, brown-eyed spoiled li'l rich girl from Laguna, whose Dad feels so sorry that I've had to drive the family 4X4 lo these many years that he buys her a bright white X5, I would wanna be super-shopper Jessica Simpson too. Kristen, if you keep at it, you too may one day be searching a restaurant on camera for your Amex Black card, wondering where you could possibly have dropped it since it's practically an extra appendage. That said, there is absolutely no reason for US Weekly to run a story on her "stealing" Jessica's poses. For the paparazzi. At like, "C" level appearances. Are you kidding me with this?

There is no reason to give this girl a TV show of her own; thank goodness UPN canned her after two episodes. Can you go away now, please?